Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you agree to these Terms of Service, our Privacy Policy, our Cookie Policy, the laws of thermodynamics, and the general principle that entropy always increases — except, we believe, in senescent cells treated with EVG-001.

EverGene Biosciences provides: a website, a bioRxiv preprint, a slide deck, several animated SVGs, and an unwavering belief that death is a solvable engineering problem. We do not currently provide drugs, therapies, treatments, diagnoses, prognoses, or anything the FDA would recognize as a regulated activity. Our service is, in the strictest regulatory sense, vibes.

All content on this website — including text, graphics, the MOA animation that took our frontend developer three days, and the phrase “precision senolytics” — is the property of EverGene Biosciences or its licensors. EverSelect™, ChronoSync™, and SenoClear™ are trademarks of EverGene Biosciences, pending the part where we actually file the trademark applications.

IN NO EVENT SHALL EVERGENE BIOSCIENCES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXISTENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF DATA, LOSS OF TELOMERE LENGTH, LOSS OF WILL TO LIVE AFTER READING OUR DISCLAIMERS, OR LOSS OF FRIENDS DUE TO REPEATEDLY SHARING OUR PREPRINT AT DINNER PARTIES. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US, WHICH IS $0.00.

This website is provided “as is” and “as available,” much like our CEO's biological age estimate. We make no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or the continued existence of the company beyond our current runway.

These terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, the laws of nature, and occasionally the vibes of the Bay Area biotech scene. Any disputes shall be resolved through binding arbitration or, failing that, a strongly worded Slack message.

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without notice, retroactively, and with plausible deniability. Continued use of the website after modifications constitutes acceptance, resignation, and a tacit endorsement of our approach to corporate governance.