Cookie Policy
Last updated: March 31, 2026 — Freshness: Guaranteed for 847 senotypes
What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small text files placed on your device when you visit a website. They are not senolytics. They will not reverse your biological age. They will not increase your healthspan. We feel this clarification is necessary given the rest of our website.
Cookies We Use
_evg_sessionSessionTracks whether you've been here before, so we can feel validated
_evg_bio_age1 yearEstimates your biological age from scroll behavior (±47 years)
_evg_pipeline_hover6 monthsRecords which pipeline compounds you lingered on (investor signal)
_evg_disclaimer_readPerpetualConfirms you read our disclaimers. Currently always returns false
_evg_hope∞Maintains a persistent sense of unwarranted optimism about longevity
Managing Cookies
You can delete cookies through your browser settings. This will not affect your biological age, your telomere length, or our CEO's self-reported ChronoSync™ score of 29. It will, however, make our analytics dashboard slightly sadder.
Third-Party Cookies
We may use third-party analytics services that set their own cookies. These third parties include Google Analytics, which knows more about you than we do, and frankly more than your physician. We have no control over these cookies and limited understanding of how they work. This is also true of our own cookies.
Updates
We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time. We will not notify you. You will not notice. The cookies will persist regardless, much like senescent cells in untreated tissue — which, incidentally, is the exact problem we are solving.